Clean Excerpt (from Love and a Hate Crime)

Thad crouched in the bushes, waiting for his opportunity to jump the delivery guy. Jimmy, the cool guy, called to have the roses delivered. It was Thad's job to wait and watch. And then to attack. He didn't have to hurt the delivery guy too badly, just enough to get the roses and get him the hell outta there. That's what Jimmy said, "Get him the hell outta there, Thad."

Thad's knees were getting sore from kneeling for so long, and the wet ground had soaked through his sweatpants, leaving dark spots on the cloth. He rocked back and forth, trying to warm himself, wishing he hadn't seen Jimmy this morning. Jimmy was always picking on Thad, but today he made a deal with him. If he just went into the house and fucked up the creepy old queers, Jimmy and his friends would leave him alone forever. It seemed like a good deal to him.

Jimmy's car went down the street again, slower this time. He pointed at his eyes and then pointed at Thad in his spot in the ro-duh-den-drin. Thad got the message. He knew there was no turning back. The old queers were a menace to the neighborhood. Jimmy said it was Thad's job to do something about it. Thad didn't know what was wrong with them, but Jimmy was a smart guy. Thad was just a big, stupid dummy. Everybody said so.

A white van crept down the street, and Thad's body tensed, ready to spring. The van passed his rhododendron hiding spot and then stopped and backed up, beeping its arrival in front of the house. Figaro's Flowers. That must be the one. The driver's door opened, and Thad froze. It was a woman. His mom always told him not to hit girls. He didn't know what to do.

He thought about what Jimmy would do if he chickened out. When he approached the delivery woman, he noticed her long, red, curly hair and her voluptuous figure. He didn't know the word voluptuous, but he knew that he wouldn't mind seeing her naked. He reached the porch, just as the woman came from the back of the van, holding a big bouquet of red flowers. When she turned around, she said, "Oh! You startled me! I didn't see you there."

Thad stammered like he usually did with strangers until he finally managed to blurt, "Y-Y-You're real pretty."

Dirty Excerpt (from Gay Greenhorn on the F/V Lost Agnes)

Greenhorn made the first move. He sat next to me on my bunk and put his hands in my hair. He slid them into my beard and pulled me toward him. I opened my mouth before his lips touched mine, and I slipped my arm around his shoulders. I ran my other palm along his stubble like I wanted to that first time we sat in this room talkin'. I smiled because it tickled, but kept kissin' him anyway.

"Okay," I whispered between kisses. "Maybe just a little kissin'."